Another summer job...

I sang/danced at an amusement park in Utah a few years ago. It was a great job for three reasons.

1. Food: I could eat endless chicken nuggets with no consequence to my figure.

2. Fans: Men with mullets and neglected teenagers from across the northern region of the state who frequented the park by choice loved me.

3. Dance Moves: Ever seen Zac Efron dance and sing? Yeah, well, I freakin' invented those moves. I own them and I'm still waiting for my check.