Sometimes all I think about...

...is this stupid election.

I'm not sure there is anything else going on in the world. But then again, I live in the center of the Universe so if the election is important in NYC, then it must be the only thing worth talking about in this world.

Yesterday, Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina said that McCain would win in North Carolina, a traditionally Republican state, even though the polls show that Obama and McCain are dead even.

Graham said, “He fits North Carolina like a glove. I’ll beat [Olympic gold medalist] Michael Phelps in swimming before Barack Obama wins North Carolina."

Stranger things have happened. And I hear that a 55 year old Senator is the new 22 year old ripped fish-man. Maybe he has webbed toes, rubber limbs and plate hands too? Nah, I've seen this Sen. Lindsey Graham and he's a total Southern Belle, if you know what I mean.

Love,
Jenna

Sometimes picking a Halloween Costume...

...can be very stressful.

This Halloween some of the popular costumes include:

1. Sarah Palin dressed in WalMart's clothing line
2. Tina Fey as Sarah Palin as Tina Fey
3. John McCain before he died
4. Joe the slutty plumber
5. A delinquent mortgage

Here are my options for Halloween Costume this year:

1. A lesbian or Zac Efron
2. A "healthier" version of Cindy McCain
3. Rachael Ray (But not because I look like her...)
4. Two Face: Half Obama Mama, half McCainiac
5. Uh, Apple

What or who are you going to be? Don't tell me. I don't care THAT much unless you are 5 years old or younger.

Best thing about Halloween? Candy, duh. Worst thing about Halloween? Everything else.

Love,
Jenna