Love,
Jenna
(Still working on that pop music pick me up...whoops...)
Friday, August 21, 2009
Sometimes I think I'm talented...
...and then I see this and I have to start the talent search all over again.
Love,
Jenna
(Still working on that pop music pick me up...whoops...)
Love,
Jenna
(Still working on that pop music pick me up...whoops...)
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Sometimes you can read this...
...or watch me read this live in person! Ok so, I won't actually be reading my blog on stage but I will try to tell jokes and I really need you to come watch me try. (Seriously, I just found out about this show and if I don't bring some peeps to it, I don't get to tell no jokes.)
Here are the details:
The ALL-STAR COMEDY SUMMER FEST!!
You are invited to the ALL-STAR COMEDIAN SHOW @ STANDUP NY COMEDY CLUB on WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19th At 8:30 PM.
This show will be one of the best of the year featuring as always comedians from MTV, COMEDY CENTRAL, HBO, LETTERMAN, LAST CALL with CARSON DALY AND CONAN O"BRIEN.
BOB DIBUONO: MTV's "TRL", FOX'S "Red Eye", SPIKE TV, Jim Bruer Unleashed on Sirius Satellite Radio
http://bobdibuono.com/
KYLE GROOMS: Comedy Central Presents 1/2 Hour Special
http://www.kylegrooms.net/
CAROL MONTGOMERY: VH1, Comedy Central, Nick at Night
http://www.carolemontgomery.com/bio.html
This show will be one of the best of the year featuring as always comedians from MTV, COMEDY CENTRAL, HBO, LETTERMAN, LAST CALL with CARSON DALY AND CONAN O"BRIEN.
BOB DIBUONO: MTV's "TRL", FOX'S "Red Eye", SPIKE TV, Jim Bruer Unleashed on Sirius Satellite Radio
http://bobdibuono.com/
KYLE GROOMS: Comedy Central Presents 1/2 Hour Special
http://www.kylegrooms.net/
CAROL MONTGOMERY: VH1, Comedy Central, Nick at Night
http://www.carolemontgomery.
MIKE DESTEFANO: Conan O"Brien, Comedy Central
http://www.puppiesandheroin.com/media
Please call and make a reservation at 212-595-0850
Admission is $15 per person with a two-drink mimimum. (I know it's a tad pricey. But hey, it will be fun???)
Very Important: Admission is to be paid in CASH at door only! Do NOT BUY tickets online or from STREET TEAMS - as this is a privately produced show and those TICKETS WILL NOT be accepted. When you check in the night of the show - please let the host know who you are coming to see on the show. This is crucial...you must let them know you came to see ME.
Even More Important: SEATING is at 7:30 PM sharp - This show will sell out!! (Or just make sure you are there by 8PM. You don't want to get turned away.)
STANDUP NY COMEDY CLUB is located on 78th and Broadway
Please call and make a reservation at 212-595-0850
Admission is $15 per person with a two-drink mimimum. (I know it's a tad pricey. But hey, it will be fun???)
Very Important: Admission is to be paid in CASH at door only! Do NOT BUY tickets online or from STREET TEAMS - as this is a privately produced show and those TICKETS WILL NOT be accepted. When you check in the night of the show - please let the host know who you are coming to see on the show. This is crucial...you must let them know you came to see ME.
Even More Important: SEATING is at 7:30 PM sharp - This show will sell out!! (Or just make sure you are there by 8PM. You don't want to get turned away.)
STANDUP NY COMEDY CLUB is located on 78th and Broadway
And if you don't come, the least you could do is follow me on twitter but I'd rather you did both. Thanks!
Love,
Jenna
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Jenna Kim's Fake Rumors 8/17/09
The KKKKKKK (How many Kardashian's are there?): The Kardashian's latest reality program, "Kourtney and Khloe take Miami," premiered last night. It was too much. Too much Khloe. Too much Kourtney. Too much skin, hair and whine. It totally ruined my appetite.
Perv-Stache: Michael Phelps grew a moustache and now he looks like a guy who spends a lot of time on myspace. He better be careful, that little bit of facial hair might slow him down, though I'm pretty sure it's fake because I don't think fish can grow hair.
Joe Jacked-up-on-crazy-son: First of all, let me say, Michael Jackson still hasn't been buried. They are waiting to put him in the ground on his 51st birthday. Why? Because the Jackson's are weird. Second, Joe Jackson is an idiot. Last week, Latoya Jackson may have mentioned something about taking Neverland to Las Vegas and making it a tourist attraction. Joe Jackson put those rumors to rest when he said that would not happen. He said quote, "How would they do that?" Joe isn't moving Neverland to Las Vegas because it would be weird or creepy or because they only want to remember Michael Jackson for his music and not for his love of little boys but because logistically, he doesn't see how it's possible. That man is so out of his mind. I can see his mind reeling, "How would they move it? Do you think they are going to move the land it's built on as well. How will they move Neverland Ranch, the entire piece of Santa Barbara county to another state? That just seems like it's impossible. You can't just move land. Or can you? How much money would it take and make...I wish Michael were here. I'd take out this confusion on his face."
No, You're Racist: Geico pulled advertising from the Glenn Beck show after Mr. Beck claimed that Obama is racist. Cavemen are now angry that Geico doesn't acknowledge Cavemen as a race because we all know Geico thinks cavemen are stupid and inferior. They've been saying it for years. ABC tried to make a sitcom out of it. The ad campaign will never end. Blah, blah, blah...cavemen, cavemen, cavemen.
Perv-Stache: Michael Phelps grew a moustache and now he looks like a guy who spends a lot of time on myspace. He better be careful, that little bit of facial hair might slow him down, though I'm pretty sure it's fake because I don't think fish can grow hair.
Joe Jacked-up-on-crazy-son: First of all, let me say, Michael Jackson still hasn't been buried. They are waiting to put him in the ground on his 51st birthday. Why? Because the Jackson's are weird. Second, Joe Jackson is an idiot. Last week, Latoya Jackson may have mentioned something about taking Neverland to Las Vegas and making it a tourist attraction. Joe Jackson put those rumors to rest when he said that would not happen. He said quote, "How would they do that?" Joe isn't moving Neverland to Las Vegas because it would be weird or creepy or because they only want to remember Michael Jackson for his music and not for his love of little boys but because logistically, he doesn't see how it's possible. That man is so out of his mind. I can see his mind reeling, "How would they move it? Do you think they are going to move the land it's built on as well. How will they move Neverland Ranch, the entire piece of Santa Barbara county to another state? That just seems like it's impossible. You can't just move land. Or can you? How much money would it take and make...I wish Michael were here. I'd take out this confusion on his face."
No, You're Racist: Geico pulled advertising from the Glenn Beck show after Mr. Beck claimed that Obama is racist. Cavemen are now angry that Geico doesn't acknowledge Cavemen as a race because we all know Geico thinks cavemen are stupid and inferior. They've been saying it for years. ABC tried to make a sitcom out of it. The ad campaign will never end. Blah, blah, blah...cavemen, cavemen, cavemen.
And come on Glenn, really? Trust me, Obama isn't racist, he loves black people.
Love,
Jenna
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