Sometimes secrets...

...are just too good to keep.

The Jonas Brothers are having a FREE secret concert tonight at Irving Plaza in Union Square. So if you love being around high pitched screaming or you have a thing for tweens in tight jeans, come on down for a rockin' night. Apparently there are already 500 people on line so make sure you wear a helmet and bring a knife.

For more details, click here.

Love,
Jenna

Mid Week Pop Music Pick Me Up 6/10/09

Sometimes girl pop groups sounds like chipmunks. And in this week's Pop Music Pick Me Up, I'm highlighting a little group called, Play, who could very easily rival Alvin and his possy. Play released a couple of songs in the late 90's and early 00's but they were never quite as successful at Diddy's group, Dream, which is probably one of my favorite girl group sensations besides The Spice Girls. (If you are following anything I'm saying, you either watched a lot of Disney Channel as a kid or you are a perv because I'm pretty sure these ladies are still underage.) Their dancing is weak but their crimped hair makes up for it. Duh. Please enjoy the evolution of Play...

The first song is sweet, innocent, charming, naive.



Then the vices of the world force these ladies to walk the "edgy" line.



And when edgy didn't work, they disappeared.

If I were going to start a pop group, I would call it, "A-Sass." The girls would be forced to use sassy names that end in the letter "A" like, Lisa, Monica, Dana, and of course, Jenna. (Obviously, I'd be the star.) Our first single would be called, "Sassy Girl" and in every song after that, we'd mention "the love doctor" who would be a recurring character in our music videos played by Enrique Iglesias. Though I'm going to need Timbaland or Timberland to back me up if we want to be legit.

Get ready for next week's pop music pick me up. I'm thinking, Aaron Carter. I've got more than a few words to say about that kid.

Love,
Jenna

Sometimes dreams...

...do come true. Watching this made me feel all silly like a little girl again. I'm still blushing. Man, I love(d) Zach Morris.



Love,
Jenna

Jenna Kim's Fake Rumors 6/8/09

OUCH! - Sonia Sotomayor fractured her ankle when she "tripped" in the La Guardia airport.  More like slipped on a banana peel, if you ask me.  I smell foul play.  Sounds like the Janitor "forgot" to put the yellow slippery when wet cone on the slippery wet floor.  VERY suspicious...

Baby Mama - Madonna is adopting a present for her new 23 year old boyfriend and it's not a puppy.  Courts in Malawi are allowing her to adopt another child.  Why?  Madonna beat the entire government in an arm wrestling championship.  

Takin' It Easy - Apparently, Vancouver is the easiest city to live in the world.  Followed by cities in Australia, Thailand, New Zealand, Switzerland, pretty much everywhere in the world except New York City, which was found no where on the list, giving me one more excuse to complain about my life.  Booyah.  

Love Lost - My best friend Miley broke up with her old yuckie boyfriend.  Although she's sad, she said to me earlier when we were g-face-twitter-chatter-blogging, "I'm like sad but whatever, you know?  We are just going to focus on our own stuff and like maybe we can talk and stuff.  It's not like we're going to stop following each other on twitter or something.  I mean, we're not in high school, well, I mean, I should be but like whatever.  My daddy teaches me everything I need to know anyway."  

I'm JK and it was quite a b-day.  I think a special thank you is in order!

Love,

Jenna

Thanks, Chuck.

I was awkward growing up. Get over it. At least my family loves me. Thanks for the awesome Birthday gift, Janae and Chuck. I love you guys.

Love,
Jenna

Sometimes birthdays are shared...

...with friends you never knew you had. Today is my birthday but I'd like to say Happy Birthday to a few others who are lucky enough to celebrate on this very important day with me.

Kanye, Madame Joan Rivers, Jerry Stiller, I just want to say, Happy Birthday! Thanks for being alive all these years. You are the best possy a girl could ask for. We'll be clebrating, me and my besties, the four musketeers, later tonight at our favorite classy Italian place, maybe you've heard of it, The Olive Garden in Times Square. Unlimited salad and breadsticks for $5.99? That's a birthday present in itself.

I can't believe I'm 32. Wait, that's not right, I meant 23. For some reason, the number 23 (gross) rubs me the wrong way so we'll just have to wait and see what this year has in store for me. If you have any presents you want to get rid of, I'll take them.

Love,
Jenna