Sometimes bloggers outgrow...

...the blogspot.  It took me several hourz due to my lack of technological skillz but I'm happy, no, thrilled to announce that the blogspot no longer existz in my URL (That's what it's called right?).  Don't worry, if you type in jennakimjones.blogspot.com, you will still be directed to the new and improved jennakimjones.com where you can read and reread my postz.  You love them, you know you do.  You might love them more than you secretly love McDonald's french fries, watching TV in your underwear or drinking straight from the milk carton.  Oh my, you are a slob!  It's ok, my blog is kind of a slob too.  Duh, that's why you love it.  Didn't I make that abundantly clear already?  

Welcome to www.jennakimjones.com.  Peace out, nerds.

Love,

Jenna

Sometimes I like to complain...

...so buckle up, here I go!

If you don't live in NYC, you don't know that all of the fast food and take out restaurants here have their calorie count right there on the menu, staring you in the face.  I know how many calories are in everything at McDonald's, Wendy's, Chipotle, Hale & Hearty, etc.  I can't avoid knowing because right next to the price is a number sometimes good, sometimes bad, but always there telling me what kind of consequence eating that food item will have on my hips.  I wish that the calorie count would stop me from eating certain foods.  At first, it did.  New York City's plan to skinnify all of us played it's tricky mind games on me.  I couldn't eat out at the only restaurants I could afford.  Everywhere I went, I was haunted by calories.  Then, after a while, I got over it.  So now, I just eat whatever I want as usual but instead of unknowingly enjoying the food I'm eating, I have to rationalize every bite I take.  

At least I drink diet soda.

Hey, she's eating it.

I totally walked here.  

I won't eat later, I swear.

I dried my jeans today and I didn't have to do a dance to squeeze into them, no one deserves this more than me!

Guys like curves, right?

What else do I want to complain about?  Why not keep it food related, shall we?  Why do people always try to convince me that salmon isn't fishy?  Salmon is a fish.  Fish is fishy by name.  How do you describe the taste of salt?  Salty.  How do you describe the taste of fish?  Fishy.  What is salmon again?  Oh yeah, a fish. Put lemon on it?  Still fishy.  Mr. Yoshida can't save it from what it is: fishy!  Fine, maybe you like fishy, sometimes, when you can't taste it.  But why do I have to pretend it isn't fishy?  There are all kinds of things, like fish, that people pretend to like.  We all do it.  For example, crocs, jazz music, old people, guys who play their guitar for you on a first date, single men over 50, Keanu Reeves in anything but the Matrix.  The list goes on and on.  Why do we pretend to like things we don't care for?  Because we're kind of  stupid, but in like a totally like good way, for sure.  This kind of reminds me of people who say they hate The Hills but watch is EVERY week like it's their new personal religion.  If you hate it, don't watch it.  Word.  

Ok, I'm finished.  And kinda hungry.  Au revoir, lovers.  Back to vacation!

Love,

Jenna

Sometimes American Idol...

...goes to Motown.  Tonight the contestants had a chance to perform Motown's greatest hits with guidance from the great Smoky Robinson.  Are his eyes really that green?  

So what happened tonight?  Here is a play-by-play of my thoughts as the show went down.  It's kind of like my version of twitter if I were a twit.  Thanks to Janae, my super hot mom, for unwillingly giving her thoughts as well.  If you didn't watch AI last night and aren't following the show at all, this post will make no sense.  

1. Paula looks nice because she is sporting her own hair and only her own hair.

2. Looks like Scott dressed himself tonight.  

3. Why does Megan look like the girl who hangs out at 7/11 ALL THE TIME.  Boo Megan Joy. Could she sing not-flat, for once?  To quote Janae, "Oh gosh, she's awful.  Oh why is she shouting?  Oh my, wow, she's awful.  It's bad, so bad."  

4. Whooptie-woop, it's Anoop!

5. These backup singers got back.

6. Ain't too proud to beg for you to stop singing!

7. Janae: "Yeah [Paula], she's right.  You stunk!  You stunk, Michael!  You weren't even close!"

8. Janae: "I think I'm pretty cute,  I guess. Stop quoting me on your blog!"

9. Wait a minute, is Lil' kind of flubbing it?  I'm not loving this like I thought I might.  Maybe it's her dress.  Or maybe she's sick?  Not a good night to screw up.  

10. Janae:  "If I were sitting right in back of Paula I would scream, "Down in front!"  

11. Janae: "I think Lil's hair is on crooked."  

12. Ew, Adam.  He's like a lame high school goth who wants to be cool.  Barf.  

13. Janae liked Adam tonight.  I feel betrayed.  He was ok. 

14. Whoa Not-Paula, learn to count.  6 words?  "One of the best performances of the night."  More like 8 words, duh.

15. It was Ryan Seacrest, in the Orchestra, with the trumpet.  

16. Danny is a freakin' star on stage.

17. Simon is my hero. Nice moustache, Paula.

OMG, American Idol is way too long.  Back to vacation (I'm not working this week which is why my blog is lacking...bad excuse but boy am I enjoying a little relaxation).

Love,

Jenna

Jenna Kim's Fake Rumors 3/23/09

Bike-off:  Matt Lauer was in a bike accident recently.  So was Lance Armstrong.  Here's what happened:  Lance was talking smack about Lauer so Lauer spread rumors about Lance's shirtless friendship with McConaughey.  OMG, Lance was totally ticked off SO he challenged Lauer to a bike off.  Knowing his chances of winning were slim to none, Lauer sabotaged Lance's course.  As Lance spun out of control, Lauer turned back to watch and ran into a tree.  His bad!  

Cupid Strikes Again:  Suri Cruise is dating Romeo Beckham.  It's crazy.  These two years olds have SO much in common.  They both like to play and eat snacks and draw pictures and oh my, you should see the two of them on the swings!  So adorable.  I hope Shiloh won't  be too jealous.  Maybe someone should set her up with Gwen Stefani's little boy, Kingston.  Although, I heard she's not really into dating blondes.  

Stupid Economy: Last weekend, the entire cast of Gossip Girl was caught shopping at Filene's Basement.  

Fashion 101:  Overalls are back in style.  Go digging in your storage boxes and bring them back out!  

Hey Hollywood: Apparently scientists have discovered new planets outside of our solar system that are similar to our own lovely earth.  They think there is a possibility of human life on these planets.  Maybe in an attempt to bring the world closer together, Earth should invade.  It could really united our countries!  Ok maybe that is a terrible idea.  Maybe Hollywood should just make a movie about it.  There are a million movies about Earth being invaded so why can't we be  the invaders?  Tom Cruise could star in it.  It could be the sequel to War of the Worlds.  The preview could go a little something like this:  Hello Wannabe Earth, meet Earth's friends, Iran and her other little friend, North Korea.  You do NOT want to mess with this axis of awesome.  Earth rules!  

Don't forget, I'm JK and you smell.  Peace out, nerds!

Love,

Jenna

Sometimes...

...I take a little break.  

Sorry I haven't posted much in the last five days.  I've been very busy with very exciting things.  

But I don't want to leave you hanging so expect this week's edition of Jenna Kim's Fake Rumors by the end of the day!  Until then, go eat something.  

Love,

Jenna