Oh Hillary, why did you have to go and get emotional on me??? Now I feel bad for implying that you might be a dude.
Also, Britney, bipolar disorder??? I can't make fun of that. Ugh...
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
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Things I'll Never Understand
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"Remember that guy I told you about from church? Well I still want to punch him in the face."
"Lunch was canceled today due to lack of hustle."
Knock knock. Who's there? Yo-Yo. Yo-Yo who? Yo-Yo Ma!
Nouns I'd like to Power Punch
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- Fedoras
- Guys in fedoras
- Rick Sanchez