I know what you're thinking...

...could David Archuleta be cuter??? Even when he sings an obscure motivational song from the early 90's, the boy is perfect.

That's not what you were thinking?

Oh...

Well maybe you were thinking....

Where is the long awaited post about Costco?

Yeah about that, I thought of something that I wanted to write first so, uh, deal?

Ok. Here we go. Brace yourself.

Someday, somehow, somewhere, I want to punch someone in the face. One good punch like I was the star of my own romantic comedy. (All "GREAT" romantic comedies involve the main character punching the horrible good for nothing antagonist.)

I keep running into people who make me want to punch them in the face. Seven of them actually. Let me share these unfortunate people/experiences with you...

1. I walked into McDonald's with a friend of mine. He stood in front of the menu like he'd never seen it before, like we'd entered a country that doesn't have McDonald's (I'm laughing at that thought), like he was born yesterday and then said, "Hmmm, What's good here?" I wanted to punch him in the face.

2. The other night I was talking to this cute boy in a crowded apartment and he said something that made me laugh. I threw my head back, then forward and on my head's way down this girl walked past me and my open mouth sunk right into her shoulder. I bit her shoulder. WTF, didn't she see my head on it's way down? Why, why did she walk past me then? I felt like such an idiot. And I wanted to punch her in the face.

3. Kristi Lee Cook sang God Bless the USA on American Idol. It was a cheap shot. You can't kick off a contestant who sings a patriotic song even if she is tone deaf. Booooo. She should be punched in the face.

4. I was standing in a crowded subway and the person sitting in front of me decides half a minute before the next stop, to stand up. Do you know how inconvenient that is? If you live outside of NYC you might not BUT in this situation, there is no where to to move. So because he wanted to stand up, he practically kissed me as I had no where to move. We were face to face. I wanted to punch him in the face.

5. The season premiere of The Hills was on Monday night. I wanted to punch myself in the face.

6. I've decided that people shouldn't wear fedoras unless they are in a Justin Timberlake music video. I saw someone wearing a fedora the other day. I wanted to punch him.

7. I went jogging across the Brooklyn Bridge today. I jogged the bridge twice for twice the workout so I passed the same people. One guy tried to give me a high five. When I passed him again, he gave me a thumbs up and said "Good job. You go girl." I bet he gets punched regularly.



J'ai fini.

Love,
Jenna