I saw the biggest fly New York has ever seen.
I know, Tyra. I was shocked too. It would take a high speed giant medieval catapult fly swat to take that sucker out.
As I stared at the fly, I was increasingly concerned about the many pedestrians who may have left their umbrellas at home.
Here's why:
1. Every time a fly lands, it, pardon the word, poops, which is approximately every three seconds.
2. Nope, that's it. Number 1 is my only reason.
My roommate is a little paranoid but I saw that fly and I'm pretty sure it can't fit through the window.
Be careful out there. I would slip an umbrella in your backpack, purse, man-bag, whatever you carry, just in case.
Thursday, November 8, 2007
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Jenna: you have got to get over bathroom humor. I know its good and I still love it, but please it is only for the writing challenged. Stephen Segal
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