Sometimes ugly...

...goes too far.  

Tonight I'm bringing you entertainment news.  Stop pretending you don't care and read.

Ugly Betty is going on hiatus.  Why?   Braces, unibrow, out of control frizz, horrible sweaters, nagging personality.  It all adds up to one thing: Ugly Betty it just too ugly.  Remember the movie, "She's All That."  Of course you do.  Ugly in that movie meant Rachael Leigh Cook with glasses.  Now that's the kind of ugly Americans want to watch.  Americans don't need to watch ugly people on TV because Americans have to stare at themselves in the mirror everyday.  And lastly, I'll believe just about any story line you throw at me but I refuse to believe that Betty's personality is so good she can attract two smokin' hot guys who are willing to risk their own beauty in a fist fight for her affection.  No, leave ugly people to the real world, The Real World, or any other crappy reality program starring that rapper with the giant clock around his neck.  

This just in: Rod Blago and Jackie Chan are going to appear together in an ad campaign for Head and Shoulders.  Blago couldn't be happier; he could really use the work right now.

It's a match made in hair heaven.  It would make Jonathan Antin cry tears of joy or beeyotchie jealousy. 

Robbie Williams is moving back to the UK.  No, not Robin, Robbie.  You know, the guy who sang that song.  It was on the radio occasionally a couple of years ago.  He misses England.  And the career he left over there.  Poor guy.

American Idol runner up, David Archuleta, is going on tour this year sponsored by AARP.  His opening act is Clay Aiken.  Old ladies everywhere were thrilled to hear that Clay was so "happy" this past year but couldn't figure out why everyone kept talking about it.  Don't ruin this for your Grandma.  Tickets for the Archuleta/Aiken tour go on sale at retirement homes near you. *

I miss the Spice Girls.

That is all.

Love,

Jenna

*Sorry Sara.  

P.S. I'd like to give a shout out to the lovely people I got to Chat 'n Chew with at dinner this evening.  It was great to be with old friends.  I needed it.  Let's do it again soon but not too soon or we might get sick of each other.  And there I go again, ruining this special moment for everyone.