Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Mid Week Pop Music Pick Me Up 7/22/09

Do you love white overalls? Yes, diggity! Then you'll love Blackstreet! I'm bringing them back, baby. And don't worry, if you don't like white overalls, they wear denim overalls too.

I heard this song the other night at dinner and found myself singing just about every line of the song. I didn't know I liked it so much!



Blackstreet is no Backstreet...they're much cooler. The group was formed in 1992 and since broke up, but I heard rumors that last year, they reunited and are working on another album. At least that's what Wikipedia told me.

No diggity doubt this song will be stuck in your head for the rest of the day.

Love,
Jenna

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Sometimes Nick Lachey...

...is back on the market! This is my chance, ladies and gentlemen, to woo Nick Lachey into my life. But how? I thought you'd never ask!

First of all, let me just tell you that Jessica Simpson and I have all the right things in common and we all know that Jessica Simpson was his first love. J. Simpson and I are both:

1. "fat"
2. blonde
3. bad luck in the best way, of course
4. confused by "Chicken of the Sea"

Thankfully, I don't pretend to be as stupid as she is--she's a secret genius. Which I guess is just another thing she and I have in common, minus the secret. Everybody knows I'm genius or at least suspects it. It's natural.

So...Nick lives in NYC. I live in NYC. He likes sports. I would love to pretend to love sports. He likes girls. I'm happy he likes girls. Sure, he's 12 years older than me. And I may listen to Disney Channel stars when I'm not listening to his glorious voice but I'm like super duper mature for my age for sure.

We'll probably run into each other at Duane Reade and the rest will be history. Then I'll have to erase this post.

Whatever, I'm normal.

Love,
Jenna

Monday, July 20, 2009

Jenna Kim's Fake Rumors 7/20/09

Obama's Got Talent: NBC bumped Obama's upcoming primetime broadcast for "America's Got Talent" featuring a special appearance from "Britain's Got Talent's" Susan Boyle. In a statement, NBC executives said, "Yeah, about that speech, Mr. President, you're kind of a downer and well, people would rather watch a dog play the nose flute. Plus we're more afraid of saying no to Susan Boyle." That's right, Britain's got opera singers and we've got dog's playing a flute with their nose. I personally think a cat playing the piano is more impressive than both.

That Model is Hilarious: Padma Lakshmi, a model, the host of "Top Chef," and "food expert" according to someone at Bravo, is getting her own sitcom. Her acting credits include a role in Mariah Carey's film, "Glitter" and pretending to eat on "Top Chef." Watch out Tina Fey!

Listen Up: My favorite girl pop group has arrived in the USA! Wonder Girls are now on tour with The Jonas Brothers, my other favorite girl group. They sing in Engrish!

Say What?: I heard that 30 Rock was nominated for 2,222 Emmys. And Jimmy Fallon wasn't nominated for any? Whaaaaa?

Love,
Jenna