Sometimes CNN says....

...tinkling. (Go ahead, giggle.)

Thanks to my friend Adam, I have this picture to share with you. For a tickle that makes you tinkle, please read the update at the bottom of the screen.



Disgust and discomfort? For who? The tinkler? Or everyone else in the pool? I'd say both. I have never said tinkle or tinkling so many times in my life. And I've NEVER said tinkler although I think I like that form of the word the best.

CNN: reporting the truth on both sides, no matter how silly it may be, one day at a time.

Love,
Jenna

Sometimes you just have to sit back...

...and ask yourself, "Why?"  

Why?

Who cares why!  Go ahead, watch it again.  I know you want to.   I want to.

Love,

Jenna

Sometimes America...

...gets it all wrong.

Have any of you stopped to wonder why American Airlines has the smallest airplane seats ever? Uh, we're American. I don't know if you know this but we sell cheese stuffed bread bowls with pasta and cheese baked on top. Yes, we do. We call is a well rounded dinner and we try to blame it on/give credit to Italians.


What I'm saying is, we're not exactly dainty. (For more nasty food, check this out.)

We're all in denial. Just because the tag on your jeans says size 4, doesn't mean you should pour yourself into them. It's uncomfortable for everyone. I'm thinking of ALL of us.

Dear Americans,

You are "bigger boned" than most other nationalities so would someone please write a letter to American Airlines and let them know they need to let their seats out and adjust accordingly to our "growing" population already! And yes, you look a little chubby in that tube top.

Love,

Jenna

Jenna Kim's Fake Rumors 5/18/09

Order a Bride and Receive Free Shipping TODAY ONLY: Recently, while speaking about his love life, Alec Baldwin said that he, "was thinking about getting a Filipino mail order bride at this point...or a Russian one." Well apparently they read perezhilton.com over there in the Philippines, know who Alec Baldwin is and actually care what he has to say. That's right, the Filipinos are up in arms! It's like Alec doesn't know that mail order brides haven't been a legal practice there for years. Oh they've never been legal? Are you sure about that? Duh! Russia, on the other hand, doesn't seem too upset by the comment. In fact, they've already sent over three ladies for Alec to choose from. The only catch is that Alec and Anastasiya or Vladlena or Inga have to give their first born daughter back to Russia. The Russian Olympic Committee is sure they'll get a good gymnast out of this match. Honestly, it's probably a good deal for Alec as he's not really that fond of the "thoughtless little pig" daughters he already has.

Money Changes Everything: There is still a reason for douche bags/college frat boys/nerds to become investment bankers. Tim Geithner said that he has no plans to put a cap on executives salaries. One banker said that with a giant salary, he'll still have a chance to get a girlfriend and keep her even though he'll only see her for an hour every other week in between blackberry e-mailing. As long as he keeps on working and more importantly, spending. And yes, girls are shallow and the only reason people work in finance is to make a buttload of cash. Duh. (I know how to make friends, don't I?)

Who is Gossip Girl?: She isn't a girl after all. She's a woman playing a man dressed as a girl living in Ohio. I smell an Emmy. Ok fine. Gossip Girl is...YOUR MOM. She reads your journal every night and stays up texting all your friends about it. Duh.

Duh: I'm into "duh" right now because I want someone to punch me in the face.

I rediscovered the one and only 'NSYNC song that I love today: "Tearin' Up My Heart." It's almost as good as the Backstreet Boys singing, "I Want It That Way." Almost.

Duh.

Love,

Jenna