Beauty Report 2: Doctors, like a whole bunch of doctors, saved a crocodiles face a few weeks ago. No, I'm not talking about Joan Rivers. I'm talking about Melissa Rivers. Ha. Ok fine, doctors actually rebuilt a crocodiles face after it was smashed in because crocodiles have feelings too. Do you know how hard it would be to attack people with a broken face? Think of what the other crocs would say, how he'd be teased. Puh-lease.
Come Again?: Lohan broke up with her man, I mean, Samantha her boyfriend, I mean her girlfriend,(I am so confused!) again but this time they broke up for realz, maybe. Samantha had the locks changed on the home they share in LA. This was to be their first Passover together. Sigh... Maybe Lindsey found out that Samantha, even though it is hard to believe, is actually a girl and Lohan is actually not a lesbian. Or maybe she is. Life is so fickle!
Tween Time: Miley Cyrus and a whole slew of tween-heartthrobs showed up at the premiere for the Hannah Montana movie. If eye daggers were actually daggers, Taylor Swift so would have been cut.
Young Felony Love: When 15 year old Miley was asked if she was in love with her 20 year old boyfriend she said, "Yeah and you know, it's cool." Wow, I always forget how smart she is.
Daddy's Girl: Mr. Miley Cyrus's Dad was quoted saying, "She is just so undeniably 100 percent Miley all the time. She is Miley wherever she goes, even if we're at the house, she's still Miley." Strange you should say that, Billy R., because the whole night at her movie premiere, Miley only responded to the name Hannah.
Just In Case You Didn't Know: Guys, just in case you didn't know, girls love it when you bite your lower lip while dancing. Don't forget to stare.
Daddy's Girl: Mr. Miley Cyrus's Dad was quoted saying, "She is just so undeniably 100 percent Miley all the time. She is Miley wherever she goes, even if we're at the house, she's still Miley." Strange you should say that, Billy R., because the whole night at her movie premiere, Miley only responded to the name Hannah.
Just In Case You Didn't Know: Guys, just in case you didn't know, girls love it when you bite your lower lip while dancing. Don't forget to stare.
Cut Loose: Zac Efron is too cool to star in Footloose. The dork decided not to take the role because he's looking to be a more serious actor. Um, right. Wait, what movie do you have coming out next week? 17 Again? Really? Really, Efron? I want you to think about what you've done and how you've let me and the rest of the world down. Kevin Bacon would be nothing without Footloose! You could be the next generation's Six Degrees of Zac Efron!
I'm JK and I'm an NCAA bracket champion! Suck on that, boyz.
I'm JK and I'm an NCAA bracket champion! Suck on that, boyz.
Love,
Jenna
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If I hadn't picked Butler of LSU, you wouldn't be bragging right now. 2 points Jenna! 2 points!!!
I am also a bracket champion...
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