Monday, April 20, 2009

Jenna Kim's Fake Rumors 4/20/09

Lady Gag-a: Turns out her name is pronounced Lady Ga Ga. I've been saying it wrong for weeks! And get this, Lady GaGa isn't even her REAL name. Her REAL name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. I don't know why she doesn't go by that. Also, she and Beyonce both seem to forget their pants a lot when they "sing." That seems to be a trend these days. Ladies, nylons aren't pants.

Opposites Attract: Zac Efron and my future boyfriend collided in the street in front of a fortune teller witch who decided to play a little trick on them and now they have permanently switched bodies. So future boyfriend, Zac, please call me. I'm ready to get this relationship started so we can enter into an opposite marriage ASAP.

Giddy Up: Madonna fell off a horse last week. Literally. She fell off an actual horse. The horse couldn't hold the weight of the world that rests on Madonna's shoulders. Her life is SO hard and nobody understands her heart, especially the Malawian government. The horse told paparazzi that he had been trying to kick her off for a while now but she-man-donna has inner thigh muscles like a python. Pilates works, I guess.

Can't Get Enough of J. Simpson Fat Jokes, Forgive Me: Jessica Simpson's new bikini line was featured in the Miss USA competition. Modeled after J. Simpson, the bikinis only came in size chubby, fat, and obese so the seamstresses spent hours taking them in for the little competitors.

I'm JK and I am dying to see 17 Again and maybe again after that. Laterz, nerdz.

Love,
Jenna

2 comments:

Cheese Tease said...

As I was watching VH1 this morning they mentioned how Lady Ga Ga got her name. Apparently some record producer compared her vocally to Freddy Mercury, I don't think he knew who he was or what he sounds like, and gave her the nickname Ga Ga after Queen's track Radio Ga Ga. I guess the lady part came from the fact that she looks like that dog in Disney's Lady and the Tramp.

Jenna Kim Jones said...

Probably one of my most favorite comments ever. Thank you, Clay.