These are fake rumors that you won't find in any celebrity gossip magazine and/or website. (Jealous?)
Hard to Believe It: Ashlee Simpson's old nose sold for $52 on e-bay yesterday. Yes, I bought it. So what?
OMG!: Jessica Simpson is still fat. She's been seen eating Cold Stone Creamery, Burger King and Tony Romo, excuse me, Romas.
Relationship Gossip: It turns out that Oprah finally left Stedman...for a sweet potato.
For the Musically Inclined: Every person who purchased Lil' Wayne's album last year was infected with herpes. Yikes. Every person who purchased Miley Cyrus's album last year was infected with stupid. Huh?
This Just In: Cher is dead. She's been dead for nearly a decade. Like the couple in Florida who cloned their puppy for $155,000, the gay community had Cher cloned for $200,000. That's still less than what she spent on plastic surgery when she was alive.
Most Wanted: Beyonce was stabbed with a stiletto by dance alter ego Sasha Fierce. Sasha fled the scene. If you see someone who looks like Beyonce, beware, she is not Beyonce. Sasha is as fierce as her last name Fierce (Both are pronounced the same). If I were you, Tyra, I would hide because she's coming for you next.
The Latest Religious Fad: Lindsay Lohan is converting to Judaism. (This is a true rumor.) But after she made it "official" on her facebook page, an audible sigh was heard from religions across the world. The Pope was actually quoted saying, "Take her. She's all yours." Seriously, check his twitter.
FYI: Matthew McConaughey = Crotch rot
Lunch was canceled today due to lack of hustle. Name that movie and I'll bake you a pie...and eat it too. Remember, I'm JK and you're all nerds!
Love,
Jenna Kim
1 comment:
Heavyweights, of course.
Don't eat my pie, nerd!
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