Sometimes I hear about things...

...like FRIED COKE and my mind goes "Kaboom!"

I don't understand how the country and the world could be such a mess right now when there are things like fried coke to make people happy! I mean, how many countries in the world would think, "Hey, let's fry coca cola. That seems like a good idea." None. There are no countries like that. "Kaboom," America is awesome???

America is in deep fried trouble.

(Meanwhile, in my mind: "Mmm, fried coke. You, yes, you over there. YOU probably shouldn't eat that. Now where can I find this 'fried coke.'")

Love,
Jenna