Sometimes I make decisions...

...without thinking. I am attempting to tell jokes in front of people (some call it standup) for the first time a week from tomorrow. I've never been drunk, I won't ever get drunk but I feel like if there was a situation I might like to be drunk, next Saturday could be ideal. When I imagine what might happen, I can't help but wonder, was this ultimately a good decision? We'll see.

In other news...

Bernie Madoff went to jail today after pleading guilty to perpetrating one of the largest frauds in history. Now he'll finally know what it's REALLY like to live in New York like the rest of us sleeping in a 7x8 bedroom. Gosh, that's a freaking mansion! Listen Bernie, you totally get used to it.

Facebook is turning into TWITTER! The site's new homepage format is ruffling facebook feathers today because it focuses mostly on the "status" function making it feel little more like twitter. Yuck! I haven't seen it yet. Of course, I'm kind of technology illiterate so my computer hasn't made the switch. The poor thing will probably explode before it updates my facebook homepage. Maybe that's a good thing? I refuse to lose my brain to the book of faces! And if I ever become a tweet, a twitterer, a twit take my laptop and slap me across the face with it. Actually don't do that. I have to protect this face.

Speaking of faces, what is the opposite of a butterface? Butterbody? Butterbutt? I can't decide what works. Any suggestions? Let me know and we'll submit it into the Urban Dictionary (read at your own risk).

I hope you all have a lovely Friday. The next few weeks are going to be very busy for me but I promise to keep blogging as much as I can. Keep reading, nerds. And don't hate.

Love,
Jenna

P.S. I received a box of "awesome" from my sister and brother-in-law this morning. AWESOME IS DELICIOUS! Thanks, Ash and Clay!