Mid-Week-Pop-Music-Pick-Me-Up 5/5/10

Good morning, friends! This week's pick-me-up isn't so much about the music but more about... laughing at awkward performances.

Ke$ha, the one and only white girl (or any girl, really) with a dollar sign in her name, recently performed on SNL. Her song, "Tik Tok," is terrible. That doesn't mean I don't know all the words to the song because I do. But I think we can all agree it is a terrible song. So when she performed on SNL, I didn't expect much. In the end of it, I got so much more than a bargained for.



If Ke$ha was European, I might let this performance slide. But she isn't. She's from LA. At least she's patriotic? Maybe Miley Cyrus could borrow her cape for her next performance of Party in the U.S.A. I bet the astronaut dancers were thrilled they had to wear helmets that hid their faces. I'm not sure I could look people in the eyes and do the robot seriously. And what about that laser harp thingy? I wonder if that's how all music will be played in the future.

Seriously guys, "Does anyone ever stop and think maybe we are the aliens?" No, Ke$ha. Did you ever stop to think you might regret this performance? Are you brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack again? Your breath must reek. That's worse than milk breath.

Enjoy. You'll be doing the lazy arm robot dance for the rest of the day.

Waking up each and every morning feeling just like P. Diddy (and sometimes Puff Daddy),
JKJ