Monday, May 3, 2010

JKJ's Fake Rumors 5/3/10

He Speaks: Did you see Conan on 60 Minutes last night? I'm sure CBS brought in their youngest audience...EVER. And I'm sure the older folks watching wished the interview had been with Leno but hey, you can't please everybody. Fans are still with Coco but according to a survey I took with myself and a couple of stuffed animals in my apartment, 100% agree they aren't with his beard. Shave, man!

Heard on the Street: Steve Carrell has said that he will "probably" leave The Office which means fans will "probably" stop watching The Office.

Money Well Spent: Paris Hilton went shopping over the weekend and reportedly spent $23,000 at one store. What the gossip website who reported this failed to mention was that the $23,000 was actually spent at Old Navy. She now owns about 45,000 new t-shirts, board shorts and flip flops in assorted colors that don't fit well.

Bad News: Just when I had all the straight male models in the world to myself, Halle Berry had to go and get all single on me. Not sure who dumped who but Halle Berry is back on the market. Ladies, man your men.


Love,
JKJ

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