Jenna Kim's Fake Rumors 3/23/09

Bike-off:  Matt Lauer was in a bike accident recently.  So was Lance Armstrong.  Here's what happened:  Lance was talking smack about Lauer so Lauer spread rumors about Lance's shirtless friendship with McConaughey.  OMG, Lance was totally ticked off SO he challenged Lauer to a bike off.  Knowing his chances of winning were slim to none, Lauer sabotaged Lance's course.  As Lance spun out of control, Lauer turned back to watch and ran into a tree.  His bad!  

Cupid Strikes Again:  Suri Cruise is dating Romeo Beckham.  It's crazy.  These two years olds have SO much in common.  They both like to play and eat snacks and draw pictures and oh my, you should see the two of them on the swings!  So adorable.  I hope Shiloh won't  be too jealous.  Maybe someone should set her up with Gwen Stefani's little boy, Kingston.  Although, I heard she's not really into dating blondes.  

Stupid Economy: Last weekend, the entire cast of Gossip Girl was caught shopping at Filene's Basement.  

Fashion 101:  Overalls are back in style.  Go digging in your storage boxes and bring them back out!  

Hey Hollywood: Apparently scientists have discovered new planets outside of our solar system that are similar to our own lovely earth.  They think there is a possibility of human life on these planets.  Maybe in an attempt to bring the world closer together, Earth should invade.  It could really united our countries!  Ok maybe that is a terrible idea.  Maybe Hollywood should just make a movie about it.  There are a million movies about Earth being invaded so why can't we be  the invaders?  Tom Cruise could star in it.  It could be the sequel to War of the Worlds.  The preview could go a little something like this:  Hello Wannabe Earth, meet Earth's friends, Iran and her other little friend, North Korea.  You do NOT want to mess with this axis of awesome.  Earth rules!  

Don't forget, I'm JK and you smell.  Peace out, nerds!

Love,

Jenna