...does funny things. For example, I'm happy to announce that if you google "Can you eat hot pockets if you are pregnant?" my blog appears as one of the results.
For the person who asked that question, maybe the real question should be, "Should anyone eat hot pockets, ever?"
Think about it.
I can't write hot pocket jokes because they will NEVER compare to Jim Gaffigan's hot pocket jokes, ever.
Oh what the heck...
What seriously, what would happen if you ate a hot pocket when you were pregnant?
Would your baby suffer from childhood obesity at birth?
Would he/she be born drinking a 64 ounce jug of coke and reading the latest issue of National Enquirer?
Would he/she develop a habit of entering gas station convenience stores without shoes?
Would he/she be born with a burnt tongue?
Or...maybe hot pockets are the cure for autism.
Who knows?
Love,
Jenna
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I like hot pockets...something about boiling cheese and mystery meat...it gets me every time.
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