OINK!: On vacation in Mexico, Ms. Piggy was asked not to return to the United States until the Swine Flu outbreak was under control. Mexican police arrested her and as she was thrown into prison she cried, "How dare you call me a swine! This is not my flu. Kermie, save me!" (8 cases of swine flu were diagnosed in Queens. Another reason I never leave Manhattan.)
TV Wedding (tastier than a TV dinner): Spencer and Heidi are tying the knot (tied the knot?) for realz. Their new married life reality show will premiere on Oxygen right after Tori and Dean's show because after destroying Nick and Jessica's marriage, MTV just couldn't bear to ruin another one. Then they'll have a baby, maybe twins or triplets which will land them a deal with TLC if they're lucky. Speaking of lucky, those kids are going to inherit a multi-network reality television show kingdom.
Symptoms of Swine Flu: Oinking, pork cravings, butt like J. Simpson, perma-pig face
The Sunfire Burns Out: GM announced today they are getting rid of the Pontiac line of cars. Apparently they carry Swine Flu...and they're lame...and GM is broke.
It's hot in New York, folks. Spring decided it was too cool for NYC and summer just couldn't wait to show it's sweaty face. The city smells like BO already. Yummy!
I'm JK and you need to wipe the sweat from your upper lip.
Love,
Jenna
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2 comments:
Jenna, You can avoid getting swine flu by simply not letting a pig sneeze on you!
If a pig does blow snot in your direction, eat some chicken soup - then you can get the bird flu.
Hope this helps.
Martin
lol! love the heidi and spencer jab! =)
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