Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Sometimes my nights are...

...so busy that I honestly don't even have time to turn on the computer.

(Awkward pause...)

OKAY, fine, my computer WAS on last night and I wanted to blog. I had every intention of blogging but unfortunately popcorn, couches and bruises got in the way! I'd elaborate but I think it would be best if I let you take this opportunity to exercise your imagination.

(I told my blog I would blog everyday which is why I keep apologizing for missing a day or two here and there. Yes, I'm apologizing to my blog. I've got guilt issues.)

Moving on....

It's been three days since THE GRAMMYS and I haven't said a word about them! I don't have much to say except that Alison Krause and the dude from Led Zeppelin stole the show, winning awards and performing a song I've never heard before. What were they thinking? I have NOT seen that song on itunes top 100 list. Trust me. I mean, they could have at least invited Miley Cyrus to perform with them so people cared!

I didn't see Stevie Wonder perform with the Jonas Brother but come on, really? The Jonas Brother performing with Stevie Wonder is like trying to twitter with Hemingway.

And well, Chris Brown. Dear, dear Chris Brown. Singer of my favorite cell phone ring. And poor, poor Rihanna, singer of my other favorite cell phone ring. It's just not right anymore. How will I know when my phone is ringing? Abuse affects everyone not just the one knocked unconscious. (This situation really is disappointing...Oh no...I feel guilty again...)

FYI...pregnant bellies, sheer tops and polka dots bobbing around on stage give me motion sickness. Apparently M.I.A.'s baby was due on Sunday and yet there she was flopping around on stage with her almost bare belly hanging out. And in polka dots for that matter! GASP! I don't get it. I just don't get it. She's an odd character anyway. Some may even say, she's a terrorist! (At least that's what I read in the NY Times today.) Terrorist or not, she's a freakin' Grammy nominee. Hey, if Wu Tang Clan can win grammys, so can a terrorist. And that is the American way so suck on that. (That was unnecessary...I apologize...)

"I fly like paper, get high like planes..." (That song is craaaazy catchy. That's right, nod your head.)

Oh award shows...

Love,
Jenna

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Raising Sand is a great album. They did perform my least favorite songs from the album that night.