Sometimes I fall off the wagon...

...but can you really blame me?   Oprah fell off the wagon too.   Let's blame her!  Thankfully, I didn't fall off the wagon in the Land of Letting Myself Completely Go (that's right folks, Christmas is over and my jeans still fit) like Ms. O.  No, I landed somewhere in between the Land of Lazy, Busy, Blah, Blah, Blah and the Island of No Good Excuse for Not Writing on my Blog.  Ugh, I'm like so  totally lame!  Forgive me?  Great.  Let's move on because this chica is back on the wagon.

It's 2009!

Whooptie-Woo!

But seriously, I can't believe 2008 is over.  It was another successful year for almost everyone except for the majority of home owners across the country, most investment banks, American Auto Makers, Republicans, Jesse Jackson and economies around the world!

Here are a few of the good things that happened:

1.  College Graduation starring Jenna: a true story so it's time you finally believe me

2.  WebMD was wrong:  brain infection, kidney failure and tumors in various parts of my body were all false alarms--Sorry Mom

3. The invention of Garden Salsa Sun Chips: a true gift to the world but mostly my stomach

4. The Barack-Attack: pronounced Barawk-Attauwk

5.  China wowed the world: wins Gold in everything from diving, archery and forged birth certificates

6.  Finally, he's officially guilty: OJ's Jury wrote the book called, "No Ifs About It: He Did It, We Know How and He's Going to Jail."

Yep, quite a year.  

Oh and before I go, I want to ask you one thing: 

Are we human?  Or are we dancer?

Love,

Jenna