...and forget to finish them. I wrote some funny stuff about Sarah Palin last Friday morning. Now the jokes are outdated. I've heard several similar to them. So that post is lost forever. Never to be read by my 16 readers.
Sorry boys and women, I'll write faster next time.
Anything anyone not tired of hearing about that I could write about to distract ourselves from the election, the economy and the end of the earth?
No?
Well...
Another big debate tonight. McCain's supposed to kill. Not literally, although he's capable of it. Obama, well, he just has to answer the questions. Who has the low expectations now?
Here are my questions about tonight's big debate:
How many people will get alcohol poisoning from the word "Maverick?"
How many times will I think about how bored I am?
How many times will McCain's heart almost stop?
Answers: countless people, countless thoughts, and countless near death heartbeats.
Love,
Jenna
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