Monday, May 25, 2009

Jenna Kim's Fake Rumors 5/25/09

Happy Memorial Day! A big loud shout out to all those who have served our lovely country! We are grateful for you! (But listen, Sailors, I know it's fleet week. You are out on the prowl and though I am incredibly impressed that you keep those white suits pristine in a city as filthy as New York City, I'm just not THAT into you. Grateful for you, yes. But no, I will not make out with you.)

In other news...

Really?: Lady Gaga said, "I like boys that look like girls." So...you're a lesbian. No? Fine, write a song about these fem-boys.  G-g-g-g-girly boys/ I like girly boys/G-girly boys

Yikes: Jon & Kate aren't doing so great. Why even bother with a season five that premieres tonight on TLC? Because TLC will have its highest ratings ever...EVER. Seems weird, I thought Baby Story was their highest rated show.  It's kind of crazy they show child birth on television.  It isn't for the faint of heart.  Is that some kind of twisted birth control tactic?  

Beware: You're worried about swine flu? A friend of mine recently travelled to Mexico, ordered a Gatorade and got gator-aids.

FYI: Miley Cyrus is still weird. Still so weird. I follow her on twitter. Oh no, now I'm weird. I should have NEVER admitted that. Oh well, I'm JK. (But you really can totally follow me on twitter: http://twitter.com/jennakimjones) Peace out!

Love,
Jenna

2 comments:

Unknown said...

this post is very funny, it has cost me quite a few laughs :)
i really liked it!

Jenna Kim Jones said...

Thanks Jacob!